Hello all, sorry for the lack of updates of late its been busy here at Scum City. I've been shackled to my bike for hours on end while evil overlords flog me with pillow cases full of dvds of Quincy MD. Will on the other hand has been perfecting his Vegan mind powers in the woods of rural Japan. He says the weather is great and he misses his dog, but promises to be in brutal shape when he returns. I myself think he's sectretly going to BBQ school somewhere deep in Texas. Guy Singer, oh that guy, let's just say I've been finding him all over town. Seriously how many times can I find him buried in piles of Four Loko cans and loudly singing the Saved by the Bell theme. It's depressing trying to wrangle these guys, I think they're all crazy.
Captan Whore-Hay and Eek Leek Alex went on a fact finding mission for the team to Hot Sauce Williams. They better be finding a shitload of facts, I keep getting my card charged daily and have yet to see a polish boy or even some mac and cheese. For my three gentle readers, I assure these guys are completely nuts and I only hope this mad experiment Scum City Racing isn't going to turn out like our last team. I loved our Japanese sprinter Hiko, it's a shame we sold him for a case of tubes and a Nuke Proof stem.
The Jerseys are finally done! Finally! we'll be selling them soon, and expect to see a fundraiser in the near future. Lord knows we need the money do you have any idea how many bottles of Ludes Captain Whore-Hay goes through. That shit is not hard to find people! So without further ado, or doo doo, I submit to you the Scum City Kit
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Pretty awesome isn't it? I'd like to thank Brian at Ichi Design.
I look forward to keeping you all, and by you all I mean three of you up to date on the comings and goings at Scum City. Enjoy your holiday weekend, someone get me a polish boy, I've been promised one a month. Never Trust Captain Whore-Hay.
Sad Face.
Mahallo
Sad Face.
Mahallo
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